I am Lars Damerow, born December 15, 1974, in beautiful and suburban Huntington, Long Island, New York. It’s a town thankfully free of the accursed Long Island accent.

I went to college in Binghamton, New York (class of ‘96) and got my BS in computer science.

I now live on another suburban island, this one in the San Francisco Bay, with my wife Andrea and no cats. I push buttons at Pixar for a living. I like terrible movies, reading, being Andrea’s sous-chef, traveling and eating candy.

And there you go! Isn’t it just like we’re bestest friends now?